X-ray Analyst Pillows

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Orthopaedist

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

'We need to learn what happened at eleven O'clock.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

Alcoholic's X-Ray

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."