X-ray Studies Pillows

Max von Laue: "Upon viewing crystals...orderly arrangement of their atoms would do for x-rays what diffraction grating does for light."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Orthopaedist

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Alcoholic's X-Ray

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."