X-rays Gifts

'Mister Dulaney, I warned you not to move or breath!'

'That's our new Radiology Specialist!'

World Cup

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

X-Raying Christmas Presents

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Orthopaedist

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

Alcoholic's X-Ray

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"