We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.
X-ray Technology Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by x-ray technology? Our collection features fun and thoughtful products that celebrate the marvels of seeing beneath the surface, perfect for radiologists, tech lovers, or science buffs eager to showcase their interest in medical imaging and technology.
"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."
"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"
"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"
"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).
'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)
Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.
'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'
"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."
'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'
'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'
"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"
"What is it Doc, I can handle it."
"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"
"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."
Orthopaedist
"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."
'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'
"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."
Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans
'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'
I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.
"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"
"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"
'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'
"Trust me I'm a Doctor."
'Good news! Your positives look negative.'
"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"
"But the good news is I've found my watch!"
"Were the x-rays really necessary?"
Alcoholic's X-Ray
So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.
'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'
'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'
'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'
X-ray Technology Gifts Collection
X-ray Technology Mugs
Discover our full collection of x-ray technology-themed mugs and add a witty or insightful touch to your morning routine.
X-ray Technology Pillows
Explore our cozy pillows featuring x-ray designs, perfect for science lovers who want to add a touch of curiosity to their décor.
X-ray Technology Prints
Check out our captivating x-ray prints – ideal for science enthusiasts and professionals looking to personalize their space with a glimpse beneath the surface.
X-ray Technology T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts inspired by x-ray technology for a fun and stylish way to show off your interest in medical imaging and science.