Passing An Exam Gifts

'How much is two plus two?' - 'How much do you want it to be?'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Eddy passes the tax officials exam.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

I love Lawyers

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Barristers

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Truth

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Planet of the Lawyers

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.