Passing Surgical Exams Gifts

'Anyone remember where this bit goes?'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Exam

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

I love Lawyers

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Barristers

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Truth

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Planet of the Lawyers

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"We thought this was more realistic."