Passing Medical Exams Gifts

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Big Bang Theory.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Well, well, well...'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

I love Lawyers

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Barristers

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

GCSEs

Truth

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Law School teacher.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."