Library Escapist Gifts

Your library book is overdue.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

Cyber Dream

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Clock watcher

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

"Do you mind?"

Politician back home

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.