Library Escapist Pillows

Your library book is overdue.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

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I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Cyber Dream

Clock watcher

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

"Do you mind?"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."