Literary Escapist Gifts

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Gone with the wind.

Quill helpline

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'

'Help! Culture!'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

The Bookworm

Screen Time vs Book Time

Reading room

A man browses the 'Cute Cats' section of the bookstore.

Philip Kindred Dick

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'I've learned a lot from Jack talking about wine. Every time he starts, I go in the other room and find something to read.'

'No, you don't understand... I REALLY cannot put it down!'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'What luck!'

Man Readig Paper

There you are! You've been inside with a book all weekend!

"Oooh, let's take our books over there."

Book Igloo

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'