Romantic Escapist Gifts

"We'd be there by now in the car you know."

"This date isn't going well, is it?"

'The Thrill of the Chaste.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'Uhh, could I have your frequent flier points?'

Fantasies.

"I'm thinking of having a second honeymoon - interested?"

'You're looking scrumptious today.'

I'm in the mood for a gothic romance.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, safe sex and wine.'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Husband building a wall around his wife on the beach.

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'And you say you've been living here alone for years, My God! The ad said this would be a cruise of a lifetime!'

She suspected he was having too much fun in his dreams.

Unsuitable hospital reading material.

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

"Jeanine, there's no one I'd rather binge-watch TV with in a desperate attempt to escape a world I find terrifying and perplexing than you."

The post-COVID Honeymoon Suite

James Fenimore Cooper

"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all."

'I keep trying to leave him but he keeps bouncing back !'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

The Uncomfortably Entwined Couple

"This song is about the one that got away through the air ducts after stealing my wallet backstage."

"I told you I'm not in the mood."

Young lady wishing to avoid a proposal from an old major

Wanderer Dropping Phone above the Sea of Fog

"Let's not screw up a wonderful relationship by meeting."

'There she is, dreaming about Zorro again.'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

Roll-Ex.