Romance Escapist Gifts

'Mom, why are you always reading romance novels?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Last Chance For Reality

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Reading room

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

Book Igloo

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'