Romantic Drifter Gifts

'Yes, I know I said I'd divorce my husband and marry you. But, now I've fallen in love with my divorce lawyer.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Sinking with your heart

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Can we move over there?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.