Fantasy Drifter Gifts

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Dawing your Cellphone

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Astral Projection

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Storm in a magic lamp.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Hot Air Balloon

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Vampire on a plane

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Ghostship

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

A dream of consequence

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Anyway. Long story short. It turns out that I am not, in fact, Spiderman.'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'