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"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Dawing your Cellphone

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Storm in a magic lamp.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Hot Air Balloon

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Vampire on a plane

Ghostship

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

A dream of consequence

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.