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'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Carpet cleaner.

Late BroomStick

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"It's probably just seasonal."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Addicted to reading

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Vampire on a plane

Ghostship

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Tourist Attractions

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."