Fantasy Wanderers Gifts

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Carpet cleaner.

Late BroomStick

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Astral Projection

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Addicted to reading

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Vampire on a plane

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Ghostship

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'Anyway. Long story short. It turns out that I am not, in fact, Spiderman.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'