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"Up gets you nowhere."

Tunnel of Escapism

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"East West, Up, Down."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Here be dragons.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The star hunters

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Scuba cow"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Barcode Dreams

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Dreams I have had...