Fantasy Navigator Gifts

"Up gets you nowhere."

Tunnel of Escapism

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"East West, Up, Down."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Here be dragons.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

The star hunters

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Barcode Dreams

"Scuba cow"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Dreams I have had...