Dream Navigator Gifts

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

Real Estate Office and Pretend Estate Office.

Cast of Dream

'Are you sleeping all right?' - 'Yes, but I keep dreaming I'm awake.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I'm spending too much time in front of this computer. Last night I x'd out of my last dream."

Walking on Sunbeams

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Better times ahead.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

"This translation app isn't working."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

A dream of consequence

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Midlife: You Are Here.

Women who Read Too Much

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Doubt or Certainy

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

A workaholic's dream.