Ambition Navigator Gifts

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Dressed for Success!

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

The Salesman

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Opening the door to new customers

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"It's a long term goal."

Teen's Comet

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'