Ambition Explorer Gifts

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

'I was hoping to have something to show for all these years.'

'I want enough money to realize that it will not me happy.'

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

"I'm sorry Roger you've just outgrown the company!"

"So...do you have a job now?"

"It's gonna be fun to go to work right in the cauldron."

"You're buggered."

'My life goals? Well, right now it's a toss-up between being president or a corporate raider...'

"It's to keep me from getting ahead of myself."

'I plan on making the door by the time I hit thirty.'

UNDERACHIEVERS' ANONYMOUS, 'Someday we'll rent a bigger place.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a role model and show kids how I overcame obstacles to achieve success!"

'J. Frank Yomp - Motto Maker For Those Who Dare to Think BIG!'

A self made man who didn't follow the directions.

Teen's Comet

Dressed for Success!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

The Salesman

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"You used to be that ambitious."