Fantasy Rider Gifts

"Don't tell any folks in town that Old Bessie's a parasite, O.K.?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Hugh fans!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Playground Pipe Dreams

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Sleeping Beauty.