Romantic Wanderer Gifts

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"I've met someone."

Mr. and Mrs. Jones's Walking Tour.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

'You and your 'long walks on the beach'!'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

Long walks on the beach. . . after 15 years of marriage.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Boat wedding.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Asking out a palm reader.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Cosmonaut

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

Advanced footsie

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"