Romantic Drifter Mugs

'Yes, I know I said I'd divorce my husband and marry you. But, now I've fallen in love with my divorce lawyer.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Cosmonaut

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Sinking with your heart

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.