Digital Driver Gifts

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'How's my social networking?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Gen-Next Library

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Bring out yer books!'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Computer Expert