Digital Device Handler Gifts

"Awww, man. I cracked another screen?!?!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Computer Bore

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Baby Screen Time

Pushy Dog

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

i-teddy

Technology and literature

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Spooning

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Modern Childhood

Book Worm

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

After the summer holidays

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"I'll walk, you shovel."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"They're texting it in."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

A bull which has seen red.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Social Networks