Hydro-handler Gifts

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

D.I.Y with dad.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"He did it!"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'Now let's see how he handles pressure...'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'Damn showdog people!'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"