Digital Driver Pillows

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'How's my social networking?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Gen-Next Library

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Dawing your Cellphone

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Bring out yer books!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.