Daily Driver Pillows

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

"I wish you'd have said something before I pulled away."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Exit Next Left

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Guru.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'God's speed.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."