Daily Navigator Pillows

'I always sit in the front carriage. That way you get there sooner...'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Newspaper suicide.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"This translation app isn't working."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"You are here"