Daily Navigator Pillows

'I always sit in the front carriage. That way you get there sooner...'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I am not asking for directions."

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Newspaper suicide.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"This translation app isn't working."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"You are here"

Set sail