News Navigator Pillows

"I can hear the nattering nabobs of negativity now."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

"...That translates as 'collapsing NHS allows war hero to die" - easy when you know how!"

Fake news on social media

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Well, if the news bothers you so, turn if off."

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"I used to think it was nice to wake up to face the world... now I think it is nice to wake up and still have a world to face up to."

"Do you ever send letters to newspapers?"

Ban news chair

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

Newspaper suicide.

'So how much bad news did you manage to bury?'

"No wonder she had a nervous breakdown about the crime, the internet tells her everything!"

School Holidays - 'I've got the kids trying to find cheerful news in the papers.'

'I used to be an unconcerned citizen. Now I'm a scared-as-hell citizen!'

"You can't spend your political life hiding behind being Canadian."

Reporter #3: can.

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Media coverage...zip.'

'This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency - you'd be dead.'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

"You've got computer-breath."