Nightly News Navigator Pillows

'And now a quick glance at tonight's top news stories.... Yikes!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Bookworm Sleepover

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Computer Expert

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Fear of news.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Newspaper suicide.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

Pull and all nighter...

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Who's In Charge Here?

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

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'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'