Nightly News Navigator Gifts

'And now a quick glance at tonight's top news stories.... Yikes!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Bookworm Sleepover

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Computer Expert

Fear of news.

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Newspaper suicide.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Pull and all nighter...

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

Things that go beep in the night.

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Who's In Charge Here?

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

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'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'