News Feed Navigator Gifts

"Once I start scrolling I can't stop."

'If you would've checked on the kids as much as you check social media, they probably wouldn't have been incarcerated in the state penitentiary!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Computer Expert

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Fear of news.

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

Newspaper suicide.

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Who's In Charge Here?

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.