Daily Driver Mugs

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Guru.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'God's speed.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"