Daily Driver Survivor Pillows

Tom hated the daily hard drive to his hard drive!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Bob's Driving School.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Have Horns Venn

A usual day.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

"Don't get caught."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Its only owner was a little old lady, who will still insist on driving it to church on Sundays.'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

Espresso Lanes

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

Clockwork Revolving Door

'Clifford found that during heavy traffic one small prang and his airbag could double as a pillow.'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.