Sunday Driver Pillows

'This little baby has been restricted to 25 m.p.h. so it's ideal for holding up the traffic on a Sunday afternoon drive in the country.'

'Its only owner was a little old lady, who will still insist on driving it to church on Sundays.'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'Sunday in the park'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

'I'm just spending the morning in bed with the Sunday funnies.'

"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday."

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

"#SundayBrunch"

'Put it back. This isn't a 'Take a Penny, Leave a Penny' dish.'

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'

Sunday Roast.

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

Tom hated the daily hard drive to his hard drive!

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

"Let's jump in the car and drive around aimlessly at half the speed limit."

"And for those who plan to play golf today, remember the Third and Ninth Commandments."