Sunday Golfer Pillows

'I play golf religiously. . .Every Sunday.'

Putting Practice.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Senior PGA Moment.

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'Birdie.'

"Thank you."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Duh!"

"Your kind of course, dad."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

How You Know It's Spring...

Santa playing golf.

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."