Sunday Golfers Pillows

"And for those who plan to play golf today, remember the Third and Ninth Commandments."

Putting Practice.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf lessons

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Senior PGA Moment.

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Duh!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"