Sunday Golfers Gifts

"And for those who plan to play golf today, remember the Third and Ninth Commandments."

Putting Practice.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Senior PGA Moment.

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"You're back! You're really back...!"

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"How'd it happen?

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"Duh!"

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."