Senior Golfer Gifts

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Senior PGA Moment.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Don't move.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"How'd it happen?

'Birdie.'

"Thank you."

The natural selection process in golf.

Senior Olympics

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

"Duh!"

"Your kind of course, dad."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Nice custom job, Bill!

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."