Senior Skier Gifts

Todays feisty seniors

Lady with walking frame on skis.

Skiing.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Clown Skis.

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'It is too snowing!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Travel looks strong!

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Senior PGA Moment.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Little girl skiing.

Pensioner's Romance

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."