Senior Skier T-Shirts

Todays feisty seniors

Lady with walking frame on skis.

Skiing.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Travel looks strong!

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Senior PGA Moment.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

Pensioner's Romance

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Piste-side Hotel

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Ski lift.