Senior Skater T-Shirts

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Night of the Zombonies.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

Bunny Hill

Thin Ice

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Double bass skating

Man Skating With Dog.

Senior Olympics

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

Cleaning service on skates.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Skating along

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

Julius Ceasar Skating.

Skating on thin ice.

Skating.

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

These retirement do's aren't as wild as I remember!

I'd rather be skating in Kew

Roller Girl

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Skater Loop

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades