Senior Skater Pillows

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Night of the Zombonies.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

Bunny Hill

Thin Ice

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Double bass skating

Man Skating With Dog.

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Cleaning service on skates.

Skating along

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Nice custom job, Bill!

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

Skating on thin ice.

Julius Ceasar Skating.

Skating.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Roller Girl

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Skater Loop

I'd rather be skating in Kew

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

These retirement do's aren't as wild as I remember!

E = MC2