Senior Ski Enthusiast Pillows

'Harriet, your mother's gone skiing again!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skiing

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Clown Skis.

'It is too snowing!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Travel looks strong!

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Flake News

Ski kicker.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"I love this time of year."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea