Alpine Enthusiast Pillows

'No - this is a yodelling competition.'

Alphorn

"Oh thank God!"

Skiing

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Good News about winter

Inappropriate Snowmen

Giant Snowflake.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowboarding downhill.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Recalculating

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'It is too snowing!'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'