Alpine Enthusiast Gifts

'No - this is a yodelling competition.'

Alphorn

"Oh thank God!"

Skiing

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Good News about winter

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Inappropriate Snowmen

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Giant Snowflake.

Snowyphus

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowboarding downhill.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Midwest Winter Items.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It is too snowing!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Recalculating

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'