Alpine Aficionados Gifts

'Ski Boots, One Size, Fits None.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Skiing

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Bull charging a fisherman

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Slalom

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Skier.

Cold Beers and Skiers

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Evolved to Ski.

Cornucopia Horns.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Ski-ers.

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

The Swiss Army Mammoth

"Oh thank God!"

"Never lose your cool."

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"Hunters use snow to their advantage. I use it to mine."

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'They play five innings or until six parents fall asleep, whichever comes first.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Artificial Ski-Slope: Closed due to snow.

The hills were alive with the sound of midges